Something Purple's Detour

Opening…
Do you get regular massages? Used to. Now, just from the hubby.
Do you have an answering machine? Yes.
What cuss word do you use the most? Sh*t.
Are you underweight or overweight? Just right.
Can you see your veins? In my hands, legs and feet.

Favorite…
Soap? Dove and these special soap recommended by my Derma that is good to remove wrinkles.
Fruit? Mango.
Kind of red meat? Beef.
Fish? Salmon.
Candy bar? Kitkat.

Have You Ever…
Eaten a whole bag of potato chips? Many times!
Eaten lobster? Yes.
Climbed a mountain? Thrice.
Been skydiving? Nope.
Been water skiing? Yes.

Do You…
Wish you could change something about your life? Nope.
Like your nose? Hahaha, could be better lol.
Like salt and vinegar chips? Of course.
Eat salsa? yes.
Own a boat? nope.

What Is…
A small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequences? Unable to go to annual medical check-ups.
Your most macho trait? I can carry and move heavy things.
The longest relationship you’ve ever had? More than a decade.
Your most embarrassing thoughts? I can't think of right now.
Your most shameful moment? Introducing someone with the wrong name.

This/That…
Bath/Shower? Twice a day.
Markers/Crayons? Crayola.
Pens/Pencils? Parker.
Jelly/Cream Cheese? I forgot the brand.
Bagel/Toast? From Farm Fresh.

Finish…
My greatest weakness is…Food.
I wish I was…taller.
Three things I wouldn’t do for a million dollars are…Strip, Dance Naked and Kill.
The oddest thing I’ve ever put in my mouth is…some exotic food.

Firsts…
Credit card you had? more than 6.
Loan you got was for? something personal.
Paycheck was for how much? huh?!
Time you had stitches? Excision and CS Operation.
Time you went to the hospital for something? See above question.

Lasts…
List everything you ate in the last 24 hours? Pita Chips, Salad, Cheese and Pasta.
Last thing you used a credit card for? Shoes.
What was your job previous to the one you have now? Embassy Staff.
Last thing you celebrated? Family reunion.
Last time you were at a sports bar? Long time ago.